So here's what I think is the saddest joke I ever heard.

Joe, Jerry and Louis are caught robbing a bank. The judge sentences them to ten years in prison but allows them anything they want before being locked away.

Joe: I'll take a ten-year supply of books.
Jerry: Give me a ten-year supply of whiskey.
Louis: I want a ten-year supply of ciggarettes.

Ten years later, the men are released.
Joe appears from his cell spewing facts and quotes.
Jerry staggers out drunk.
Louis pokes his head out and asks, "Anybody got a light?"




Don't get it, nevermind.